Hard at Work at the EPA
It is easier for a camel to go through the needle’s eye
Than to fire or lay off a federal employee no matter how hard you try
The news out of the EPA proves this almost Biblical rule
No wonder the taxpayers are the chumps, are the total fools
News of an employee watching daily 6 hours of porn on his government issued pc
Not getting much work done, but at least not on a job killing regulation spree
Not sure but rumor has it this man making 120 grand a year
Was receiving performance bonuses belying the notion of a federal government austere
Worse, he was caught while watching and admitted his transgression
No more excuses that he was hard at work so here’s a suggestion
He should be fired, not tomorrow, not next month, not after a report of the IG
EPA is devoid of accountability why is that so hard, no pun intended, to see
What is really tragic is that the EPA is not alone when it comes to the bonus scam
Look to the Phoenix VA where the practice as vets were dying was totally out of hand.
Look to Sebelius and her minions and the stall out of the Healthcare.gov website
Where millions upon millions of dollars could not make it right.
No managers in the agencies have any skin in the game, nothing at stake
Should be no surprise given human nature to be always ready to take.
Hopefully the EPA comes to its senses and this voyeur lets go
Pulls the plug on his computer so he can no longer enjoy the porn show
All we need are female staffers to witness his porn screen
File suit for hostile workplace which would really be obscene
© May 8, 2014 Michael P. Ridley aka the Alaskanpoet